A PRAYER FOR THE DYING
To be spoken softly before bed...
I believe the news
I believe the news
I believe the news
Everything they tell me is true
Everything they tell me is true
Everything they tell me is true
There is a lethal virus
There is a lethal virus
There is a lethal virus
I must be afraid
I must be afraid
I must be afraid
I will wear a mask
I will wear a mask
I will wear a mask
I will stay at home
I will stay at home
I will stay at home
I will avoid other people
I will avoid other people
I will avoid other people
I will do what I’m told
I will do what I’m told
I will do what I’m told
I will not question
I will not question
I will not question
I will take the vaccine
I will take the vaccine
I will take the vaccine
If I get sick or die it will be for the best
If I get sick or die it will be for the best
If I get sick or die it will be for the best
I want the vaccine
I want the vaccine
I want the vaccine
I trust the government
I trust the government
I trust the government
I will not believe anyone or anything else
I will not believe anyone or anything else
I will not believe anyone or anything else
I will ignore other views
I will ignore other views
I will ignore other views
I will ridicule opposing facts and evidence
I will ridicule opposing facts and evidence
I will ridicule opposing facts and evidence
I don’t want to know
I don’t want to know
I don’t want to know
There is only one official truth
There is only one official truth
There is only one official truth
I believe in the virus
I believe in the virus
I believe in the virus
I believe in the vaccine
I believe in the vaccine
I believe in the vaccine
We will all go back to normal
We will all go back to normal
We will all go back to normal
I will be obedient
I will be obedient
I will be obedient
I give my consent
I give my consent
I give my consent
O State Protector, thy will be done. Amen
This had me in stitches and is so achingly, hysterically true!